Let’s start with the red phone built into the wall next to the pool. You pick up the phone, and someone answers: “Hello, Popsicle hotline.” You order a certain flavor of Popsicle, and minutes later, a white-gloved attendant arrives and delivers your cherry, orange, or grape Popsicle, right by the pool, on a silver tray, for free. Then comes the snack menu, which includes a variety of items—from Kit Kats to soda and Cheetos—that you can order for free. There’s also a board game menu (games played on a board, like chess), and a DVD menu that’s free to borrow. Three times a week, a few stuntmen perform their tricks for breakfast. Did we mention you can do as much laundry as you want for free?
